Yes! Kraft Heinz is pulling Lunchables. From the low-income school meal program. Consumer Reports says “Lunchables & other lunch kits = high levels of sodium + cadmium + other harmful chemicals & have no place on the school lunch menu!”

But please Do NOT applaud these corporate menu monsters. Because the kits they sold to the craven cafeteria crowd were created SPECIFICALLY for school lunch programs. And worse, contained even HIGHER levels of toxins than those available in the grocery store!

Do you want to think about absurd elites? Then let us begin by imagining John Kerry telling his wife Teresa Heinz to get her privileged posterior into a Kraft Heinz Board Meeting and immediately removing the publicly-funded poison from the bellies of the impoverished. But No. John was too busy flying around the globe as U.S. Special Biden Envoy For Climate. Hypocritically Lecturing anyone who would listen to him. Droning on about global warming dangers. While his wife’s company was killing off children in the ghetto, the holler, the REZ & the barrio. Well at least they won’t have to suffer the ravages of climate crisis.

For sure The Kerry-Heinz-Biden offspring are not excelling at their private schools on a steady diet of Lunchables. Instead they stay way ahead of the curve thanks to a wide assortment of resources and opportunities available to very few. But this is necessary so that they can grow up and one day continue to rule & reign supreme over YOU. That is how the pecking order works at present.

If you do not care for the duplicitous manner in which this last election was executed from BOTH sides of the aisle. Then please join the outrage in some meaningful fashion. Because these fiscal fiends aren’t giving up. Kraft Heinz Final Word? “Lunchables products are not available in schools this year but we hope to revisit that at a future date.”

Lastly a reminder from The Science Corner. Cadmium is linked to kidney and bone disease and cancer. There is no safe level of lead for children.